Kid's dad joined facebook
Kid's status update: Dad on FB...WTF!!!! :X
Dad - what is wtf?? Kid - 'welcome to facebook' dad..:)

My x girlfriend's status on Facebook says:
Boy:My x girlfriend's status on fb says "standing on the edge of a bridge"
...

so,


i Poked her...!!!!

Facebook Legal Addiction
Facebook is the only
legal thing that you
can be addicted to!

You have to check it at least twice a day or you go crazy !

Funny truth:
 No one is as ugly as their Voters ID and License Pic, nor as good looking as their Facebook profile pic..;)

Fasting for New Generation:
Living One Day without

1. Mobile.
2. Vehicle.
3. Facebook.
4. Blackberry

Facebook Jealous Girlfriend
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
:p

Internet is turning into a Girlfriend
Facebook wants to know- "Whats on ur mind...?"
Twitter wants to know- "What's happening. ..?"
Foursquare wants to know- "Where u are...?"
Orkut wants U- "To say something. .."
The INTERNET is turning into a Girlfriend!:)

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips
that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.:)

What are all the social networking site asking nowadays
Facebook asks..
"Wat's on your mind ?"

Twitter asks..
"Wats happening ?"

Bbm asks..'Status'?

Orkut asks..
"Where the hell did everybody go ?"

Clever Woman

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant You three wishes.' The woman freed the frog,
and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get ten times more or better!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'


For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to.'


The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!  For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.' okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!


The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are 'CLEVER'. Don't mess with them.





Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.













The man had a heartattack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

Female Readers who are still reading: This again proves that women never listen to anything