Priceless Date
ON A HOT DATE
Movie tickets-1500
Dinner-2000
car Fuel-500
coffee- 500
hotel room-5000
& your girlfriend says Shes on Periods
the smile on your face  -  PRICELESS!!

Relationship between lovers in today's age!!

"You can touch each other.,
but u cannot touch each others mobilez.! :p

I told her :
" I might not be rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend Peter, but I love you and adore you.
She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like there was no tomorrow and whispered in my ears....If you love me...Introduce me to Peter !! Hahahaha

Boyfrnd rushes home:
Pack ur bag honey,.
I've won $10 Million in a lottery.
GF:Wow! Now
London or Switzerland?
BF:Who Cares?
U jst pack ur bag &
GET LOST..

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because.."SHE HAS TO"

But When HE cancels a date, it is because..
"HE HAS TWO"

Every girl has a misconception about her first kiss with her BoyFriend
As a matter of fact,
she believes that while d kiss is on, d guy thinks in his mind,'oh my god..she's so beautiful..so vulnerable..so soft'.
However, d truth lies in d fact that he is thinking,
should i use my hands now or wait for d next time... ;)

Difficult to understand Girls
Few day's back when she called me i was having my food....she got angry that i didn't asked her to join me..

Today when she called i was taking my bath n i asked her to join, she was angry again!!..

Difficult to understand girls..

For years he thought he was damn good in bed,
till he found out
his girlfriend had asthma !

Best break up line by a girl:

" wanna see magic ? "

Boy:"yes sure"

Girl:"POOF you are single !!!"

You are said to be stupid
when you visit an ice cream parlor instead of a chemist when your girlfriend says ''i love chocolate flavor'' :p

A broken lover emotional line turned in a joke by his friends
Lover- I want her back :(


Friends- and what about her front ? :p

Gal: What do you think about our love? Boy: Try to count the stars in the sky
Gal: Awwww....It's infinite?!


Boy: No bitch! It's a waste of time

When two ppl start liking each other, who benefits the most, Boy or the Girl?

Is it the boy?
No.
.
Is it the gal?
No.
.
Den who?
.
.
Its the MOBILE service providers :p

Girl : Im not feeling well Today Boy : Oh! Thatz too bad, i thought of taking yu for shopping Today :/
Girl : I was joking ;)
Boy : Me tooo......:D

Girlfriend: Im getting fat...
Boyfriend: That's a stupid and ridiculous thing to say. You've always been fat. :p

Why do girls close their eyes when they kiss ???
Because they can never see a guy happy :O

Why are Men Impossible 2 please:
If he calls you & ur phone is off, he thinks u’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me d battery story coz I know dat line :s ”
.
If u TREAT him nicely, he… says u r crowding him,:$ ; If u Don't, he says u r PROUD ;) .
.
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u r trying 2 LURE other men
.
If u DON'T, he says u r RURAL
.

Girl to her ex-boyfriend: I saw something that reminded me of you...
but then I flushed the toilet.

"PLAYBOY" magazine has started a special edition for married men
It features the same woman every month!

Boy - lets play RAPE RAPE.

Girl - No, I'm not in the mood.

Boy - Thats the spirit.:p