Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No

Boy: Why ?
Girl: Because it hurts when you leave it

Boy in his mind: Baapre! I am acting but she is overacting.

Girlfriend : you're extremely rude! All the time I was talking, you kept yawning!
Boyfriend : I was not yawning. I was trying to say something...

Why women r complicatd

Bf- you are in a bad mood whats the matter with you?
Gf- nothing

Bf- is it something i said?
Gf- no

Bf- is it something i didnt say?
Gf- no

Bf- is it something i did?
Gf- no

Bf- is it something i didnt do?
Gf- no

Bf-is it something i said in casual reference to somethin i did when d thing i did shouldn't have been done or at least done differently with more concern for your feelings?

Gf-maybe

Bf- i knew it..

First day of school..boy sees a beautiful girl siting rite next to him and writes on a paper.. '' I love u,do you love me?'' and passes the paper to her.. she replies'no''.. He didnt giv up, he rubs her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied yes..
Moral of the story:

Definitely not what you think..
Itz.....
'Save earth.. Recycle paper!

Examiner : Write Two Lines About Your Girl Friend...

Boy Friend : My Girl Friend Is My Right Hand...

And In Her Absence My Right Hand
Becomes My Girl Friend...!!!

Girl : Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But Im not doing anything..

Girl : Thats why I am warning you..
Hurry up !

The three magical words every Boy wants to hear from a girl

I was wrong....

"Come to the front gate of
 my apartment where u Drop me,
 Look for flat 9A,
 YOu wil find a lift on ur right..
 Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
 Get out of the lift
 YOu will find my flat on left....

Hit the Doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
I will open the door 4 u"

BF asks :  Dear that seems easy but..
                Why am I hitting buttons
                with my elbows?

GF : Oh My God ! Are u coming
       EMPTY HANDED ???

BF : (Speechless)

Don't kill yourself over a girl.. She'll get another guy to your funeral

So True

Once A Girl Asked Her Boyfriend : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height And Distance But Not Love, Friendship And Trust ?

Boy Thought For A While
-
Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes And Said,

Look, Don't Eat My Brain !
I Have Already Failed In Physics..