Teacher: Whoever answers my question can go home. Pappu throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that bag. Pappu: I did, and now I can go right?

Boy: Mom I got only one answer wrong out of 30. Mom: Good, so your score must be 29. Boy: No mom, I couldn’t answer the remaining 29 at all.

Mom: Pray before you begin eating. Son: No, not today. Grandma has cooked food today, and she knows how to cook.

A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. Teachers wife: I have told you 100 times that my husband is dead. Why do you call. Kid: Feels good to hear it!

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.

Teacher: The people of turkey are called Turks, now tell me what are the people of Germany called? Student: They are called Germs.

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: I wont come, my mother will not allow me to go so far

Teacher: Draw A Diagaram Of Bacteria. Kid: Here It Is Sir. Teacher: Where? You Havent Drawn Anything Kid: Sir, Can you See Bacteria Without Microscope?

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Sug@ndh!t Ho Jeev@n Tumhar@,

T@ron K! Ch@mk $e Bhar@ Ho Jeev@n Tumh@ra,

$ubh D!n Yeh A@ye,A@pke Jeev@n Me!n H@z@r B@@r,

Or Hum A@pko !! J@nmd!n Mub@rk !! Kehte Rhe H@r B@r..

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! Alw@y$ W!$he$ 4 @ $pec!@l Fr!end,

Who’d B Clo$e 2 My He@rt,

!t C@me True When ! Met U,

On Your $pec!@l D@y,

! W!$h 4 U,

M@y @ll Your Dre@m$, @nd

W!$hes Come$ True,

H@ve @ Very ..


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