Priceless Date
ON A HOT DATE
Movie tickets-1500
Dinner-2000
car Fuel-500
coffee- 500
hotel room-5000
& your girlfriend says Shes on Periods
the smile on your face  -  PRICELESS!!

Relationship between lovers in today's age!!

"You can touch each other.,
but u cannot touch each others mobilez.! :p

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because.."SHE HAS TO"

But When HE cancels a date, it is because..
"HE HAS TWO"

Difficult to understand Girls
Few day's back when she called me i was having my food....she got angry that i didn't asked her to join me..

Today when she called i was taking my bath n i asked her to join, she was angry again!!..

Difficult to understand girls..

Why do girls close their eyes when they kiss ???
Because they can never see a guy happy :O

A relationship has : A girl.. A boy..

an ex trying to mess it up..

& a 'friend' waiting for a break up...

Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No

Boy: Why ?
Girl: Because it hurts when you leave it

Boy in his mind: Baapre! I am acting but she is overacting.

Girl : Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But Im not doing anything..

Girl : Thats why I am warning you..
Hurry up !

"Come to the front gate of
 my apartment where u Drop me,
 Look for flat 9A,
 YOu wil find a lift on ur right..
 Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
 Get out of the lift
 YOu will find my flat on left....

Hit the Doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
I will open the door 4 u"

BF asks :  Dear that seems easy but..
                Why am I hitting buttons
                with my elbows?

GF : Oh My God ! Are u coming
       EMPTY HANDED ???

BF : (Speechless)

Date sheet of valentine weeks :D :D
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE's DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-

7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It's feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!