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A women find a frog in a trap while playing Golf - Frog grants her three wishes if she releases him from the trap. Funny SMS



Clever Woman

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant You three wishes.' The woman freed the frog,
and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get ten times more or better!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'


For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to.'


The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!  For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.' okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!


The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are 'CLEVER'. Don't mess with them.





Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.













The man had a heartattack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

Female Readers who are still reading: This again proves that women never listen to anything

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Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in the UK : Funny SMS


A young woman several months pregnxnt boarded a bus.  She noticed a
young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her
condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved
again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing..................She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he
acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady  boarded the bus I
couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She first sat under an
advertisement,

which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a
shaving advertisement,

which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she
sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed.........!!!

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The most Dangerous Alphabet? W | Funny SMS


The most Dangerous Alphabet?
W

coz all WORRIES start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Wine! Whisky! Women!

Most dangerous
WIFE!

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A woman is like Bluetooth...Funny SMS


A woman is like Bluetooth...
You are next to her, she stays connected. You go away, she finds new devices ;)

A man, however, is like wifi... Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not secured :P

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Girls of today... Funny SMS



Boy : Hi
Girl : What?
Boy : How are you?
Girl : Do I know you?
Boy : I'm rich...
Girl : Oh! Hi, My name is Rachel but you can call me "Baby". I'm 19 & I stay in Actonville ,I love short dark
men...especially like you...& I'm glad to meet you. So,
when are we going out?
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.
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Boy : No, no, no "Rich" is my name.
Girl : Sorry I don't talk to strangers...!!!haha

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Dont u feel cheated and angry Funny SMS


Dont u feel cheated and angry when u open a bag of chips & its only 30% full...?
Well,
Thats how Boys feel when they unhook a Padded Bra...!!

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What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?


What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
A Rumor haha :D

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7 Facts about Women Very Funny


1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY  :/

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes :O

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear :'(

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully ;)

 5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them <3

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!