Kid's dad joined facebook
Kid's status update: Dad on FB...WTF!!!! :X
Dad - what is wtf?? Kid - 'welcome to facebook' dad..:)

My x girlfriend's status on Facebook says:
Boy:My x girlfriend's status on fb says "standing on the edge of a bridge"
...

so,


i Poked her...!!!!

Facebook Legal Addiction
Facebook is the only
legal thing that you
can be addicted to!

You have to check it at least twice a day or you go crazy !

Funny truth:
 No one is as ugly as their Voters ID and License Pic, nor as good looking as their Facebook profile pic..;)

Fasting for New Generation:
Living One Day without

1. Mobile.
2. Vehicle.
3. Facebook.
4. Blackberry

Facebook Jealous Girlfriend
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
:p

Internet is turning into a Girlfriend
Facebook wants to know- "Whats on ur mind...?"
Twitter wants to know- "What's happening. ..?"
Foursquare wants to know- "Where u are...?"
Orkut wants U- "To say something. .."
The INTERNET is turning into a Girlfriend!:)

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips
that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.:)

What are all the social networking site asking nowadays
Facebook asks..
"Wat's on your mind ?"

Twitter asks..
"Wats happening ?"

Bbm asks..'Status'?

Orkut asks..
"Where the hell did everybody go ?"