Priceless Date
ON A HOT DATE
Movie tickets-1500
Dinner-2000
car Fuel-500
coffee- 500
hotel room-5000
& your girlfriend says Shes on Periods
the smile on your face  -  PRICELESS!!

Relationship between lovers in today's age!!

"You can touch each other.,
but u cannot touch each others mobilez.! :p

Every girl has a misconception about her first kiss with her BoyFriend
As a matter of fact,
she believes that while d kiss is on, d guy thinks in his mind,'oh my god..she's so beautiful..so vulnerable..so soft'.
However, d truth lies in d fact that he is thinking,
should i use my hands now or wait for d next time... ;)

Difficult to understand Girls
Few day's back when she called me i was having my food....she got angry that i didn't asked her to join me..

Today when she called i was taking my bath n i asked her to join, she was angry again!!..

Difficult to understand girls..

Why do girls close their eyes when they kiss ???
Because they can never see a guy happy :O

Boy - lets play RAPE RAPE.

Girl - No, I'm not in the mood.

Boy - Thats the spirit.:p

Girl : Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But Im not doing anything..

Girl : Thats why I am warning you..
Hurry up !

"Come to the front gate of
 my apartment where u Drop me,
 Look for flat 9A,
 YOu wil find a lift on ur right..
 Hit 9 with ur ELBOW.....
 Get out of the lift
 YOu will find my flat on left....

Hit the Doorbell wid ur ELBOW &
I will open the door 4 u"

BF asks :  Dear that seems easy but..
                Why am I hitting buttons
                with my elbows?

GF : Oh My God ! Are u coming
       EMPTY HANDED ???

BF : (Speechless)

Date sheet of valentine weeks :D :D
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE's DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

*If You Are In Love:
-Get The Best Of It
-Forget The Bad Things
-Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever

*If You Just Broke Up:
-Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy
-Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are There
-Hug More People
-Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse..

*If You Are Single & Alone:
-Play, Play 'n Play! Noone Can Blame You
-Enjoy Every Opportunity
-Never Stop Lookin For Someone..!

Why Does 'CUPID' Never Grow Up . . .?

Because
It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.

And

Why Does He Throws Arrows To The Heart?

To Remind Us That True Love Hurts ... "

Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-

7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,

then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs

It's feb..

Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That's 'U' My dear valentine

To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer

Love Is A Driver ...

Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,

Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . . :)

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I'll never leave U
& never wanna U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don't let me out of Ur sight
For I'm yours by heart

Happy Valentine's Day

What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth..

Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!

Happy Valentines Day

My Heart To You Is Given,
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,

We'll Lock Them Up Together
And Throw Away The Key :)