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1. Be!ng W!th U !$ $o Much Fun, W!$h @ $uperb Ye@r @head, Remember !t$ Ju$t Begun. H@ppy B!rthd@y De@r Mother-!n-L@w. W!$h!ng U He@lth & H@pp!nes$ @lway$.


2. U @lway$ Put Other$ F!r$t, Dear Mother-!n-L@w. $o Today Put Work Off, Put $ome Mus!c On, Put Your Feet Up & Rel@x On Your B!rthd@y. M@y U @lway$ B H@ppy & He@lthy.


3. Th@nk$ 4 M@k!ng Me @ P@rt Of Your F@mily, Th@nk$ 4 $h@r!ng & C@ring Too, ! M $o Fortun@te 2 B Rel@ted, To $omeone @$ Lovely @$ U, H@ppy B!rthday Mom !n L@w


4. De@r Mom !n L@w, Today ! W@nt 2 Th@nk U 4 @ll The $pec!@l Th!ng$ U Do, For Ur Lov!ng & C@r!ng W@y$, Ur P@t!ence & K!ndnes$. H@PPY B!RTHD@Y

2013 Birthday SMS For Husband In 160 Words | New Birthday Wishes For Husband In Hindi

Tumhaari Umar Sabsey Lambi Ho
Khuda Ko Kbhi Tumhaari Jarurat Ho
Ho Bhi Toh Mere Baad Ho
Humesha Tum Muskuratey Rho
Zindagi K Har Saal Yuhi Jete Rho.


Its A Nice Feel!ng When U Know
That $omeone Likes You
$omeone Th!nks About You,
$omeone Needs U
But !t Feels Much Better When
You Know Th@t Someone
Never Ever Forgets Your B!rthday.


Life !s Very Short
So Enjoy Every Moment
Dont Lo$e Your Confidence
Go Always Ahead
!! Happy Birthday !!

Last Thursday was my birthday.
My wife n kids didn't wish me.
I went 2 work,my friends dint wish me.
I entered my cabin, my Secretary said happy birthday boss.
I felt special !
She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me 2her apartment. There she said, do u mind if i go to my bedroom for a minute?
Ok i said nervously. She came out few minutes after with a large cake
Followed by my wife ,kids & friends

& i was sitting there..

NAKED......!!!!!

Wife:-
Whenever I sing classical why do you stand in balcony?

Husband:-
 To ensure that our neighbors don't think, I'm not doing it forcibly..

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shaves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"