Girl to her ex-boyfriend: I saw something that reminded me of you...
but then I flushed the toilet.

"PLAYBOY" magazine has started a special edition for married men
It features the same woman every month!

Boy - lets play RAPE RAPE.

Girl - No, I'm not in the mood.

Boy - Thats the spirit.:p

A relationship has : A girl.. A boy..

an ex trying to mess it up..

& a 'friend' waiting for a break up...

Boy: Can I hold your hand?
Girl: No

Boy: Why ?
Girl: Because it hurts when you leave it

Boy in his mind: Baapre! I am acting but she is overacting.

Girlfriend : you're extremely rude! All the time I was talking, you kept yawning!
Boyfriend : I was not yawning. I was trying to say something...

Why women r complicatd

Bf- you are in a bad mood whats the matter with you?
Gf- nothing

Bf- is it something i said?
Gf- no

Bf- is it something i didnt say?
Gf- no

Bf- is it something i did?
Gf- no

Bf- is it something i didnt do?
Gf- no

Bf-is it something i said in casual reference to somethin i did when d thing i did shouldn't have been done or at least done differently with more concern for your feelings?

Gf-maybe

Bf- i knew it..

First day of school..boy sees a beautiful girl siting rite next to him and writes on a paper.. '' I love u,do you love me?'' and passes the paper to her.. she replies'no''.. He didnt giv up, he rubs her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied yes..
Moral of the story:

Definitely not what you think..
Itz.....
'Save earth.. Recycle paper!

Examiner : Write Two Lines About Your Girl Friend...

Boy Friend : My Girl Friend Is My Right Hand...

And In Her Absence My Right Hand
Becomes My Girl Friend...!!!

Girl : Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But Im not doing anything..

Girl : Thats why I am warning you..
Hurry up !