Gal: What do you think about our love? Boy: Try to count the stars in the sky
Gal: Awwww....It's infinite?!


Boy: No bitch! It's a waste of time

When two ppl start liking each other, who benefits the most, Boy or the Girl?

Is it the boy?
No.
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Is it the gal?
No.
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Den who?
.
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Its the MOBILE service providers :p

Girl : Im not feeling well Today Boy : Oh! Thatz too bad, i thought of taking yu for shopping Today :/
Girl : I was joking ;)
Boy : Me tooo......:D

Girlfriend: Im getting fat...
Boyfriend: That's a stupid and ridiculous thing to say. You've always been fat. :p

Why do girls close their eyes when they kiss ???
Because they can never see a guy happy :O

Why are Men Impossible 2 please:
If he calls you & ur phone is off, he thinks u’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me d battery story coz I know dat line :s ”
.
If u TREAT him nicely, he… says u r crowding him,:$ ; If u Don't, he says u r PROUD ;) .
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If u DRESS NICELY, he says u r trying 2 LURE other men
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If u DON'T, he says u r RURAL
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Girl to her ex-boyfriend: I saw something that reminded me of you...
but then I flushed the toilet.

"PLAYBOY" magazine has started a special edition for married men
It features the same woman every month!

Boy - lets play RAPE RAPE.

Girl - No, I'm not in the mood.

Boy - Thats the spirit.:p

A relationship has : A girl.. A boy..

an ex trying to mess it up..

& a 'friend' waiting for a break up...