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Sug@ndh!t Ho Jeev@n Tumhar@,

T@ron K! Ch@mk $e Bhar@ Ho Jeev@n Tumh@ra,

$ubh D!n Yeh A@ye,A@pke Jeev@n Me!n H@z@r B@@r,

Or Hum A@pko !! J@nmd!n Mub@rk !! Kehte Rhe H@r B@r..

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! Alw@y$ W!$he$ 4 @ $pec!@l Fr!end,

Who’d B Clo$e 2 My He@rt,

!t C@me True When ! Met U,

On Your $pec!@l D@y,

! W!$h 4 U,

M@y @ll Your Dre@m$, @nd

W!$hes Come$ True,

H@ve @ Very ..


***** H@ppy B!rthd@y *****

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1. Hey Mom, On Your $ec!al D@y M@y The N!ce$t & $weete$t $urpr!$e$ Come Ur W@y$. H@PPY B!RTHD@Y W!TH LOT$ @ LOVE.

2. C@r!ng, Luv!ng,Wonderful,$upport!ve & Thoughtful U R @ll The$e @nd More. Here’$ W!$h!ng U @ B!rthd@y. Th@t’$ Ju$t @$ $pec!al @$ U R.. H@PPY BIRTHD@Y

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He@rt To He@rt T@lk$,

Wh!$per!ng Tho$e $weet Noth!ng$, &

Your $m!le$ Th@t $@y,

U Luv Me, $weethe@rt ! M $o H@ppy,

V Found E@ch Other,


***** H@PPY B!RTHD@Y MY LUV *****

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1. ! M@y Not B By Ur $!de, Celebr@t!ng Ur $pec!al D@y W!th U, But ! W@nt U 2 Know Th@t ! M Th!nk!ng Of U, & W!$h!ng U @ Wonderful B!rthd@y.

2. W!$h!ng U @ Very H@ppy B!rthd@y My Be$t Fr!end M@y Ur @ll W!4he$ Become$ True On Th!$ $pec!al D@y.

3. W!th E@ch Ye@r ! W!ll Luv U More, Remember Th@t Ur Be$t Ye@r$ R $t!ll @head Of U & ! W!ll B There 4 Every Up$, Down & !n Between.

4. B!rthd@y R $o $pec!al They Come But Once @ Ye@r 2 Let U$ $hower More Luv & C@re On Tho$e V Hold $o De@r.... H@ve @ Wonderful D@y.

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1. Santa: Wh@t’$ The E@$!est W@y To Remember Ur W!fe'$ B!rthday ?

Banta: Forget !t Once.


2. Santa: Why D!d The Boy Feel W@rm On H!$ B!rthday ?

Banta: Bec@use People Kept To@$ting H!m.


3. Santa:  What’$ The Be$t W@y To Get @ M@n To Remember Ur Ann!versary ?

Banta: Get M@rr!ed On H!$ B!rthd@y.


4. A D!plomat !$ @ M@n Who Always$ Remember$ @ Woman’$ B!rthd@y But Never Remembers Her @ge.


5. Santa: Why Couldn’t Preh!$tor!c M@n $end B!rthday C@rd$ ?

Banta: The $tamp$ Kept F@ll!ng Off The Rock$.


6. Santa: Why Do V Put C@ndle$ On Top Of @ B!rthday C@ke ?

Banta: Bec@use !t’$ Too H@rd To Put Them On The Bottom.