What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
A Rumor haha :D

1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY  :/

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes :O

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear :'(

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully ;)

 5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them <3

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!

'Ramazan teaches us self control, make us more humane & bring us closer 2 Allah. The spirit of working 2gter 2 assist those less fortunate is exemplary & contributes immensely 2 building compassion, selflessness, sacrifice unity & social cohesion. As Ramazan comes 2 end, I wishes u & ur family a very blessed & joyous
“EID ul Fittar”

''Is Baras Bhi Eid Guzar Gai Her Shaam Ki Tarha,,
Tera Naam Raha Mere Lab Pe Ek Sawaal Ki Tarha,,

Log Miltey Rahey Eid Per, Mujhy Kahan Hosh Tha,,

Teri Yaadon Ne Ghairey Rakha Ek Jaal Ki Tarha,,


Mustakbil Mein Bhi Dosto Mujhy Koi Eid Nazar Nahi Aati,
Mera Maazi Bhi Udaas Tha, Mere Haal Ki Tarha,,


Halaal-e-Eid Kya Hy? Ek Talwaar Hy Taiz Dhaar Ki Tarha,

Aur Teri Yaaden Bhi Hain Eid K Halaal Ki Tarha...!!''

'May the Guidance and
Blessings of Allah
be with you
and your family

Eid Mubarak!'

'HADEES E PAK :

*Sadqa-e-Fitar Wajib hay.*
(Tirmizi,
J#2, P#151, H#674)'

Teacher: Whoever answers my question can go home. Pappu throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that bag. Pappu: I did, and now I can go right?

Boy: Mom I got only one answer wrong out of 30. Mom: Good, so your score must be 29. Boy: No mom, I couldn’t answer the remaining 29 at all.

Mom: Pray before you begin eating. Son: No, not today. Grandma has cooked food today, and she knows how to cook.

A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. Teachers wife: I have told you 100 times that my husband is dead. Why do you call. Kid: Feels good to hear it!